So let's see... a topic to discuss or rather a monologue to give... since you can't tell me what you think until after you read this whole thing and then leave a comment which by then I won't really care about this post. So that's a monologue.
Anyways here is the horoscope I am giving myself this week: I need to fucking regroup. I keep getting super freaking scatterbrained and spending too much time and money on crap. Like, eating from the expensive market across the street from my office. Fuck that noise. Pack a lunch DUH. Or like sitting at home and staring blankly at a super messy room instead of cleaning it up. CLEAN IT BITCH. You think your idols got where they are today because they ate at Chelsea Market every day and spent too much time on Craigslist. REGROUP. Also consider oversized 3 piece suits in your wardrobe. I don't know if bodycon minis with a crust vest gets everyone's respect anymore. Most for sure, but def not all.
yeah girl, re-GROUP that shit. Clean up your room for 10 minutes and reward yourself with 5 minutes on craigslist. Its all about starting out small because if you just slam it all and push reset then you just go back to the same old shit.
ReplyDeleteSame with lunch: start making lunch X times a week, reward yourself with lunch at the ChelseaExpenseTown once a week, that kinda thing.
Or, if you get really good at this game, then it turns into: I have shittons of money cause I made my lunch all MONTH and now I can have those hot assed green boots that Mr. Marten Makes (or should I say Doctor?!)
A little of this for a little of that makes a happy Agent. And its a lot more sustainable than never drinking, never partying, never having a speck out of place and always doing your work like a good little drone.....YEAH RIGHT!