Street Fair Cuisine

Feels good to fight crime and win.

Yesterday I chased crime until they couldn't run anymore and then I felt awkward being face to face with a tired thief. So I said "Alright man, good game." And we high-fived. And then I treated myself to a cupcake with yellow frosting and a cup of coffee.
I'm icing my knees today, don't tell him.

iloveyouladies

Can I have a giant ilovemyladies post for a second?
(Including my favorite lady pup, too!)

Post Black Metal Concert Where I Got Slapped in the Chin

But I got an awesome free burger and saw some men wearing theatrical black metal makeup so it was worth it.

Post Rainstorm

G10 Deprivation

I hate that red light on my shitty blackberry.

Stop fucking blinking all the time for the love of god. Don't you understand it is human nature to be attentive to shitty repetitive blinking lights. I can't fight off instinct all the time. Damnit.